Brussels sprouts quip wins best Christmas cracker joke

Brussel sprouts are bringing some much needed laughter to the UK. In a contest to find the best mode…

Brussel sprouts are bringing some much needed laughter to the UK. In a contest to find the best modern and festive joke, a joke featuring Brussel sprouts post Brexit has won. The anonymous joke contest polled twitter users for votes and gained a total of 2,000 participants.

The winning joke was created by Laura McDon and won 20% of the votes. The joke goes: How will Christmas dinner be different after Brexit? No Brussels.

Some of the other entries included:

What's David Cameron's favourite Christmas song? All I Want For Christmas is EU
Why has Hillary Clinton asked Santa for a 23-letter alphabet? Because she is sick of F.B.I.
What's the difference between the clementine in your Christmas stocking and Donald Trump? Nothing, they're both a little orange